ITT: Loss

Called it!

This is why all cabinet meetings should be rap battles.

7 sentences is not a tweet, true enough.

Fair enough

If her mom hadn’t taken Tylenol, she wouldn’t be bothered by the sound of tags rubbing in her shirt

It sounds like you have the theology you need.

““And when you are praying, do not use meaningless repetition as the Gentiles do, for they suppose that they will be heard for their many words. So do not be like them; for your Father knows what you need before you ask Him. “Pray, then, in this way: ‘Our Father who is in heaven, Hallowed be Your name. Your kingdom come. Your will be done, On earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our debts, as we also have forgiven our debtors. And do not lead us into temptation, but deliver us from evil. [For Yours is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever. Amen.’] For if you forgive others for their transgressions, your heavenly Father will also forgive you. But if you do not forgive others, then your Father will not forgive your transgressions.” ‭‭Matthew‬ ‭6‬:‭7‬-‭15‬ ‭NASB1995‬‬ https://bible.com/bible/100/mat.6.8-15.NASB1995

The state also pays a lot of people.

AOC

Whomp whomp

Just making sure.

This is super illegal, right?

He was told who to fire

Um, technically no one died

Too much RadioShack

This is the most detailed work of fiction I have ever read.

Where’s the bango?

Be the change you want to see

Whoosh