I want something that causes locked-in syndrome and a long ventilator-assisted life.

Maybe then he’ll realize that yes, everyone does, in fact, hate him. And even the cowards he surround himself with will do it straight to his face for once.

Yes. People are willing to do all kinds of tasks for money. If nobody wants to do a job it’s because you aren’t paying enough.

Which they would do if the work paid a living wage.

Turns out that the current administration was just a bunch of DUI hires.

If they get pardoned, they can no longer plead the 5th, so that should be fun!

That’s what happens when you have a suicidal death cult trying their damnedest to bring about their version of the end of the world.

It’s what the administration demanded in order to ‘talk to’ Putin about ending the war in Ukraine.

Hey, that Tardigrade is doing his best, okay!

So I guess all of those unsupervised PPP loans that were forgiven were a nice feather in the Democratic hat, then, huh?

I’m still thinking Vance would push Drumpf down the stairs within minutes if they won.

He was trying to nuke hurricanes, for instance.

To be fair, they did stop him from nuking things the last time he was in office.

Treet Stacos

Saco Talad

Tai Chea

Bothered Smurrito

Mry Dartini

St-Bone Teak

Steef Broganoff

Panilla Vudding

Cocolate Chake

Tinnamon Coast

This is it, exactly. They are going to start voting in a way that generates themselves the most future gifts, actual justice be damned.

Who do you think is going to be able to afford future gifts? Because it sure as hell isn’t going to be the little guy.

Textbook ‘Suicidal Death Cult’ stuff there.