“Long COVID won’t cost us billions if we don’t have to treat them.”

• Trump (probably)

So what? He was impeached last term as well and nothing happened. He still kept on presidenting, doing whatever he wanted, and it didn’t stop him from getting elected again. So what’s the point?

When Clinton was president, we were a sex joke. When Bush jr. was president, we were a funny joke. When Obama was president, we were a meme. When Trump was president, we were a sad joke. When Biden was president we were a dad joke. With trump president again, we’re now a sick joke.

Wait I get an office? Fuck man I don’t mind sharing with any one of these people. It beats the hell outta being in a cubicle row surrounded by all of them, which has been my experience so far.

No I’m not shilling. Germany literally just recently shut them all down, and now are complaining about rising energy costs sending them into a recession. A problematic move that was predicted by just about everybody, even most germans thought it was a bad idea.

And now we have this article. Pro nuclear or not, axing a huge chunk of your country’s power production in an age of exponentially growing power demands, is definitely not a good idea.

Germany: shuts down all their nuclear power plants.

Also Germany: why is power so expensive?

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Just about every single Asian country that has ocean territory has complained about China entering its waters without permission.

Hogwash! It’s impossible for Berlin to have any traffic, all the cars are on the Autobahn, and they always go fast. Always. Nobody ever goes slow on the Autobahn. It’s actually illegal to go slow in Germany. You can cruise through Berlin at 200 MPH (but never slower than 100 MPH, that’s illegal) anytime of day thanks to the Autobahn dramatic reverb

No, but they definitely don’t have traffic in Germany. They have the Autobahn, the perfect solution to any and every traffic problem that could ever exist.

Guy wouldn’t know majesty if it bit him in the face!

-that happened once

Computer over. Virus = very yes

TL;DR: we’re taking over control of the country, and as long as nobody tries to stop us, it won’t be violent.

It’s like when a thief robs your house and claims it’s the homeowners fault for the violence, “if they didn’t try to stop us it would’ve been peaceful.”

What a crock of crap.

Oh, thanks! I didn’t notice :)

This statement assumes that the Presidential candidates have any intention of “serving the country” as far as I can remember, they’ve only been interested in serving themselves, and all benefits and consequences the county saw was purely a coincidental side effect.

A good tactic when going against a shardblade.

Is that not just 2.4 trillion?

Me running to the bathroom after getting halfway through with the 3rd cup.

It’s religion. The truth doesn’t matter, only the practices and values they want you to adopt do.

Can’t wait to hear about space X satellites falling out of a window.

Oh, of course. What was I thinking? That is the best page in the universe. I mean if it wasn’t, then it wouldn’t say so at the top of the page.