Wheel’s turning, but the hamster’s dead

And not what you want the VP in…

Yeah, you gotta let it load sometimes

“If they think I’m paying them after a fuckup like that, they can think again”

Middle of the next debate, right in the forehead. Needs a good walk-off one liner to follow it though, that’s probably the biggest obstacle for him

Aren’t Mildly Anxious Minnows playing Glastonbury this year?

Climate change is a real problem, we need to be very worried about what kind of a world we leave for Keith Richards

Much like Israel used US missiles to kill people in Palestine, no?

It’s there no way we can popularise really-late-term abortions for the people promoting this bullshit? Is 60 years really too late for the mothers of these ultra-national/conservative fuckwads to change their minds?

What, are they angry that they wasted those expensive munitions on non-Palestinians?