Bro Why does your shit look like a pig with a mustache? still that hasn’t stopped me before from beating my meat to it

“Food” is a bit of a stretch don’t you think

Yeah i typically don’t call anyone i love pussy i prefer “Titties” more especially with my kids.

Instructions were very clear and helpful i was actually able to peel my toddler with the same techniques

Mine commit war crimes

No you sick Fuck if i drank my piss what would the dog drink ,he’s gonna get thirsty

This gives me ptsd from that one r/interestingasfuck post after it became nsfw if ykyk