79% of Americans believe in some imaginary sky friends.

Um no mate?

Euro is short for Europe, not for the EU.

How do you get your feet on your head?

I’ll put it on my to-do list.

Now if I could just remember to look at my to-do list.

Settlement activity has surged to record levels under Prime Minister Netanyahu, with nearly 6,000 acres designated as state land in 2024 and dozens of new outposts established.

Okay, but this was all done under Biden not Trump?