Everyone goes on holiday for 10 years?

Stephen Hawking was the only person I’d have used this offer for, now I really can’t think of anyone. Brian Cox maybe?

Go to University and study anything but STEM or Economics or not be a white christian male? Straight to gitmo.

Loads of rare earths are controlled by China (some estimates are 97% of all rare earth minerals), so yeah, I think they’re currently laughing their asses off at the US

Everything Will Be Alright Tomorrow In My Ass

I am still waiting on my soros bux for hating on trump in 2016

No jokes allowed other than the ones sitting in the oval office.

That is way too construed for me, who even thinks like that? I just tried to poke fun at their hypocrisy, apparently I have to specify an allegiance when doing a shit take

Sorry to hear that and thanks for sharing.

My dad is nowhere near as bad, but I have to helplessly watch how he slides deeper and deeper into the whole magaverse bullshit and drags my mom with him, they used to be open minded and reasonable, well educated people but since they retired they’ve got nothing else to do but read shit on the Internet to be outraged about and watch fascist news. I try to have reasonable conversations with them when visiting, but it gets worse as they get older, like they are not full blown magats or fascists but they say how there’s pedophiles everywhere, communists are about to take over europe and climate change is just a story by some shadowy elite to scam governments and people, and are out to hurt the holy economy. The kicker is that life has gone very well for them, they’re struggling a little in retirement now since they failed to put any money aside other than their basic pensions, so there isn’t even a reason to be this upset. You might call it pearl clutching, but it’s not even that. My dad fled a communist country and built a good life from basically nothing for himself and our family, and now he rants about immigrants who are just trying to do the same. Anyway, also sorry for oversharing.

I just made a comment about racists being hypocrites, which ok, is not exactly clever or very observant, but somehow that got me labelled as a zionist lol.

Thanks for defending me in such an eloquent way, I was just pointing out that the racist pieces of shit from some years ago who couldnt shut their traps about “the jews” are now all steadfast behind Trump and Israel and their crimes against humanity.

I guess some people just want to see discord where there is none.

What?

What the fuck are you talking about?

The fuck are you lot on about

The people who were really vocal about that are awfully quiet under Trump.

E: how the fuck are people reading this and twist this as some hidden defense of Israel is utterly beyond me. It was a jab at racists’ hypocrisy, that’s all.

You sit in the corner and think about what you did! If you’re ready to be an adult you can sit with the grown ups again.

Maybe they can just convert it to a cash prize, how much is one Florida worth anyway?

Grok figured it out? Grok? That is a low point. Yeah, that one hurts.

The one bullet Ukraine needed missed.