Didn’t Goku get btfo by a heart virus?

He used to have one too

Isn’t this an actual proper use of the POV format though?

Obviously nobody wants to brag about being a jobless nerd who posts on social media all day.

Larry is the only one who makes me worried about where my wife goes at night.

Am I the only one here who while peeing, flushes the toilet and tries to race it as it goes down?

Dead bedroom confirmed

Where can I buy a cone costume?

Bone Tomahawk had a VERY short checklist to meet.

• Someone gets scalped with a bone Tomahawk

And BOY did they deliver and more.

My ex-girlfriend used to break oatmeal cookies over my bare chest and would vacuum it up with a Bissell handheld vacuum. She’d call me her oatmeal boy and make me empty the vacuum after we were done.

She got out of prison last year and tried to crash at my place. Haven’t heard from her since.

I would shake Rich Evan’s dick to get the last of his pee out if he asked me.

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