BeardedSingleMalt

Just pay with Klarna!

Without a doubt, Biden’s been the best president since Obama

We’d be in prison if we had 1 of his 12+ counts of contempt in one of his latest court cases

How dare he take away our freedoms…to take away freedoms of other people!

“Banging the boss”

Someone known to be an absolute fraud in every aspect of their life claims he received zero dollars in donations?

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$0 net or gross? Because if it’s anything like a few shady “charities” they had several thousand dollars in gross donations, but after things administration expenses, and a litany of other “overhead” they netted absolutely 0 dollars.

And a shitton of 25-45 year olds.

How long until they have a pamphlet for Klarna at Wendy’s

fuck, we’re boned

One thing to note, pihole also blocks ads in you’re using wifi from your phone. If I’m playing a game or whatever that has “watch this ad for…” half the time I have to switch off wifi or else it’ll claim the ad failed and won’t give the item.

Control. It’s about nothing more than control.

My case was special because I cheated on my husband and didn’t want him to find out. But the 14 year old who was raped by her uncle and the pregnancy went ectopic and threatens the life of the underage mother…that should be illegal!!!

Don’t forget their god-emperor Dorito Mussolini withheld congressionally approved military aid before this whole debacle…to attempt to blackmail Ukraine into giving him dirt of Biden…

“NATO was busted until I came along,” he began. “I said, ‘Everybody’s going to pay.’ They said, ‘Well, if we don’t pay are you still going to protect us?’ I said, ‘Absolutely not.’ They couldn’t believe the answer.”

This coming from the guy notorious for routinely stiffing payments on literally everyone and everything.

It would be an epic episode of IASIP if Frank finds out he has a long lost twin brother. They find out because Mac and Charlie are just chilling in the bar, Arnold walks in and they literally think it’s Frank. Mac and Charlie can’t tell Frank and Arnold apart while Dennis and Dee claim it’s the twin-gene that they can tell.

Throughout the episode it gets increasingly frustrating for Charlie and Mac because they’ll be intending to talk to Frank but at Arnold instead and Frank/Arnold has to keep pointing out who is who.

Dennis: “This is retarded, how can you not clearly tell the difference between the 2 of them. They look nothing alike!”

Charlie: “YOU’RE SO FULL OF SHIT DUDE! IT’S LIKE I’M LOOKING AT FRANK NEXT TO A MIRROR”

Dee: “Yeeaah uh Charlie, Frank is like half the height of his brother. How are you not seeing this?!”

Mac: “Half the height? I mean, maybe Frank is slouching a little bit. Stand straight up Frank…”

[Frank stands more upright, which to the viewer is barely noticeable"

Mac and Charlie start yelling at the same time.

Charlie: “THEY’RE THE SAME GODDAMN HEIGHT THEY’RE THE SAME GODDAMN HEIGHT!”

Mac: “They’re clones! There is no other way those 2 are clones!”

Other old people…they get free top notch healthcare for life while saying healthcare isn’t a right

From the party that screams and whines about how everyone else is taking their freedoms, they sure do love to to take away everyone else’s freedoms

Still the best president we’ve had since Obama

Especially since 2 recent supreme court appointees were involved is the legal crap to overturn Florida