Literally how I explained it to my wife as to why Alien is my favorite Easter movie lmfao

Sriracha. I’m thankful to have found some fresh bottles recently, but they’re hard to find

Ah yes, the “portables” that never moved. They’re still at my old school, decades after I’ve left they’re still in the same damn spots.

Pepperoni

Does that horse have 4 horsepower or 5?

Don’t worry, I’m here to stay ^_

To come back he would have had to have been there at all in the first place 😎