Astro

As far as I know, it was made as a ripoff film, like how Asylum makes shitty movies thst are like popular properties, but not quite.

I literally got a movie called “Cocaine Shark” like last month because of the title alone lol. It’s a terrible movie, but hey, it’s about a killr shark high on coke.

Plus he only really came back with the last Crisis or something, so he’s pretty fresh for lack of a better term

Even emails have tracking pixels at this point. Like, I route all of my email through a client that blocks all outside media without asking lol

There is no such thing as an unintrusive advertisement.

And in other news, water is wet

Well, Pirate Bay is essentially the defacto website someone thinks of when they hear “This person pirates content.” Because of this, game devs, Hollywood execs, etc end up putting out detectable torrents/illegitimate files onto this most popular pirating source.

Are they really dogwhistles when it’s so obvious? Pretty much air raid sirens at this point.