You don’t have to be so dramatic.
The Assman
Asses to asses, butts to butts
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Insurance ceo, the worst kind
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Good to see AAFES looking out for my health
27·1 year agoRelevant username
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World News@lemmy.world•Syria’s Rebels Struck When Assad’s Allies Were Weakened and DistractedEnglish
5·1 year agoBut what is Aleppo?
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World News@lemmy.world•Mexican president dismisses possible ‘soft invasion’ by U.S. troops as ‘a movie’: ‘We will always defend our sovereignty’English
422·1 year agoIn case you do, here’s a list of dozens of politicians murdered in cold blood this year: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_politicians_killed_during_the_2024_Mexican_elections
Now when you say “sort your own shit first”, you don’t mean politician murders, correct? Because that seems sorted.
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World News@lemmy.world•Mexican president dismisses possible ‘soft invasion’ by U.S. troops as ‘a movie’: ‘We will always defend our sovereignty’English
518·1 year agoYou wanna talk about all those dead politicians or no?
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World News@lemmy.world•Mexican president dismisses possible ‘soft invasion’ by U.S. troops as ‘a movie’: ‘We will always defend our sovereignty’English
841·1 year agoPersonally I think it’s high time Mexico accepts some help with their cartel problem. They’ve literally made zero progress after decades.
Ass Hill, you say 👀
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World News@lemmy.world•What Ukraine can now do with longer-range US missiles − and how that could affect the course of the warEnglish
9·1 year agoThe worry is China and to a lesser extent NK join the fight
Did you miss the NK soldiers who are currently in the kursk region right now?
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World News@lemmy.world•Denmark will plant 1 billion trees and convert 10% of farmland into forestEnglish
4·1 year agoWe used to watch the cheeto balls tumble across the plains in summer
Learn how to make your own bone broth. Shits fucking incredible.
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World News@lemmy.world•Chaos in Dublin as thousands turn up for ‘hoax’ Halloween parade that didn’t existEnglish
12·1 year agoSounds like they kinda did have a parade
Bruh, 13th amendment. It’s illegal.
I always eat a few of their bullets. That’s called the Dad Tax
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World News@lemmy.world•Russian court fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000English
2·1 year agoThat’s the exchange rate
That’s an insult to cunts


Never stopped him before