Just an old fart from down under here to read some cool content and have some laughs along the way.
Feels like the universe is trying to make a metaphor. The “base” breaking away from the “gold football”. Quotes like “Trump dropped the base” or perhaps Trump is the base. ”The 12-inch base is bronze with a hand-rubbed black patina finish.”
“It’s one small step backwards for man, it’s”, scans notes looking for last section of speech. Shrugs. “I think that’s it folks. One small step backwards it is.”
“Two weeks. Twooo weeeks! Wweeeoo…”
Gump
“So today we pass an important bill to address nefarious government activities that we know are changing our countries climate. We will not tolerate any artificial means to alter weather.”
Everyone claps and congratulate each other on a job well done.
“Next, we are going to introduce severe penalties for any crazy scientists going around and scaring our states fine people with talk of climate change and blaming it on human activities.”
Everyone claps again.
I don’t need to read @America to know why you support Trump. We all know. All of us know Elon.
Either he fell asleep watching the movie below and confused it with his own reality, was inspired by it with his tactics to win elections, or Robin Williams is a time traveller.
“Man of the Year”, 2006, starring Robin Williams.
A comedian who hosts a news satire program decides to run for president, and a computerized voting machine malfunction gets him elected.
Edit: I can’t spell Williams apparently.
Make Acronyms Go Awry
“Make Assholes Great Again”
Takes off red cap and stares intently at the four letters. Turns to their friend, “Are we the baddies assholes?”
There goes Walmart Nero …
Lol. And here I was thinking people would not jump on a daft obscure “bible” comment.
K&R is Old Testament and New Testament is “The C++ Programming Language”, by Bjarne Stroustrup.
They probably meant the true bible, “C Programming Language” by Kernigan & Ritchie. Good to teach kids about software.
They may want to sort out their little golden calf issue before their imaginary friend in the sky starts striking them down with lightning.
“I aim to pease.”, A Cockwork Orange.
You are right. Removing the L makes all the difference.
He is probably renting a room under a false name at the Fours Seasons Total Landscaping centre.
Facebook deep fake nonsense aside, if I genuinely thought Elon was involved in an investment scheme, I would immediately consider it a scam and assume my money would disappear.
I know this is based on the legal definition of terrorism but I can’t be the only one who thought it sounded odd calling this particular incident a terrorist attack but not the Bondi attack which arguably terrorised more people.
Edit: missing word
He is the Republican elephant.
Maher probably came dressed looking like he was about to sing “Splish- Splash, I was taking a bath”.