So I went looking to see what Australia’s primary exports to the USA are, at second on the list was ‘Pearls, precious stones, metals, coins’, which was a bit vague, I thought. Fortunately it was a clickable link that breaks it down. Well, shit.

I’ve jokingly referred to us as The United States of Australia for years. We’re already pretty far up America’s arse.

It’s difficult to find the funny side when people are actively being hurt.

Only if you want them shrivelled.

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If he has something he wants from you, he says whatever he thinks you want to hear.

If he has something you want, he lies.

Pretty simple, and I don’t understand why Democrats found it so hard to outwit his dumb arse.

Edit to add that I’m concerned that Trump no longer wants anything from American voters, and therefore doesn’t care what they think.

It was pretty funny for most of the first term. He’s been getting progressively less funny ever since.

Wait, what? I missed that detail. He thought the numbers and letters were part of the tattoo? LOL

Sweet Baby Jesus put that man in a nursing home. He shouldn’t be handling metal cutlery, let alone the nuclear launch codes.

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That’d be a good start.

Why does anyone even ask that compulsive liar questions any more? You’ll never get a straight answer, and he’ll just start calling you names if he doesn’t like the question, which is most of them these days. Why bother?

I’d like to see a silent press conference. “Is anyone going to ask a question?” “Is it worth it?”

Also in Australia. It blew my mind. Seriously. I think it broke me a little bit to realise how monumentally fucking STUPID people en masse are. I mean, I kinda suspected it all along, but I was clearly unable to even imagine the actual scale of it.

There’s no way Trump didn’t cheat, even if he didn’t need to. Cheating is in his bones.

I remember the cries of ‘Is Bernie Sanders “Presidential” enough?’ in 2015, and then America electing Trump, and shaking my fucking head.

fingers crossed for this weekend’s federal election in Australia to go in a similar trajectory

A former colleague many years ago called it ‘grated bulls milk’ and I’ve called it that ever since.

They’re cost effective as long as nothing goes wrong. Remember the knock-on effects of one ship blocking the Suez Canal?

Oh, I dunno. I reckon we do with a break from rampant materialism. Learn to grow food.

This is what I don’t get: what brazen rhetoric? He can barely string a coherent sentence together when he isn’t merely bullying someone? What kind of fuckwit gets persuaded by that? Don’t answer that.

I’m not gonna disagree with any of that, as I’m not super familiar with him. I’m just saying it’s the first time during this entire Trump fiasco I’ve heard anyone even suggest that maybe we shouldn’t just revert to the pre-Trump status quo should anything ever actually be done about stopping him. I’m hoping others are saying it, I just haven’t heard it.