IKEA is therapy

The hardest choices require the strongest wills

On behalf of Britain - please don’t

Maybe I’m wrong but I always took it as a metaphor for class. At one point Skinner literally calls linguine a rat. Also Skinner wanted to turn the restaurant into a frozen food empire…

Somehow it’s up

His legal basis is that he thinks he’s right

Just get a pentium 4 and open outlook 2016

Oh god he’d actually do this and employees would have to try to get the weakest CPU possible so percentage utilisation would be higher.

I’m not sure that’s OSHA compliant…