I’d press it at least 500 times. Maybe more, you need to make sure it works and one random death isn’t going to make the news. So gotta put in work and press it as many times in one instance. And, I get paid at the end?

Flip Fetteman? They can have him. Garbage politician that only won his seat because he was against Dr.Oz.

That’s means your dad had that DICK too. Your mother loves that energy for a reason

This got a good chuckle out of me. I remember I hit that button when he interviewed some scientist for the third time asking if the moon landing was fake.

I’m still shocked he kept gaining popularity. He’s such an idiot.

My bar was low: “I don’t want a president that nearly sparks world war over tweets.”

Most Americans seem to disagree with me.

my penis snitched on my nose.

What? I’ve never seen that phrase before

If it’s a “paper tiger”, why have we fought so hard to keep Ukraine from obtaining membership? 🤔