If that deck was nothing but jokers then sure.

The headline should read “Ukraine ordered a top Russian admiral to fuck himself”

For over 20 years these tanks have been bought and paid for. Don’t let anyone tell you different. We have so many god damned weapon system in storage that we can supply Ukraine with arms indefinitely. Those who say we in the west are spending too much money are full of shit.

As I understand it. That dog wouldn’t piss on them when they were on fire. He clearly found a more convenient way to carry out his duties

These tanks represent the very cutting edge of Ukraine’s trident.

I am willing to bet the Dems will trip over their own dick and fuck it all up. We need leaders to challenge the right wing using their own tactics. Us going ‘high’ hasn’t changed a goddamned thing. Go on offense for once you wine sipping rich fuck wads

Hey! Look at Elon point his psychopathy at his critics! He’s on the verge of a collapse.

Yes. This is where Russia can fuck itself for all eternity

I’m curious if they’ll build any fleet carriers? Large super carriers are a sort of requirement for fighting on the vast Pacific Ocean. Or any ocean really… but especially the biggest (the best ocean)….

You think this guy cups his own balls while he sleeps? I bet he does. That face says he does.

That’s some commie quitter talk right there spits

The government already decides who its voters are by gerrymandering being legal. That ship sailed decades ago. So why sound the alarm over this? Concern trolling?

I look forward to seeing peoples reactions when she inevitably shits herself on the senate floor.

Roofy Ted’s drink then gently place that stupid potato he’s been carrying underneath his scrotum.

Edit: You know you want to touch Ted’s scrotum. Don’t lie

She has moderate to severe dementia. Either Alzheimer’s or lewybody . So she can live for awhile longer yet. So look for more weekend at Bernie’s moments in the near future. Popcorn? 🍿

MY Ferd Canyonero XLT lariat can’t protect the fetuses if there are windmills ruining my view! You… don’t want the communists to win do you??? Why do you hate America and therefore all christians???

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An SF Bay Area rich guy debating a Florida swamp chimp? I am going to smoke a nice sativa for this one… and make some popcorn… can’t forget that.

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Camera, chair , woman. See totally sane. He even drew a clock and identified a giraffe!

You vote for the Siberian candidate then. RFK is a Wagner shit weasel.

He’d have to trip over a couple thousand more sand bags to reach the level Palin’s stupidity