I won the fifa peace prize. Anything I do is the action of a peace prize winner.

That is a bit of a misnomer since figuring things out requires at least a double-digit IQ and I don’t have one of those. –TheGreatWhiteNorthFreePress

This guy looks like George W Bush’s latino cousin Jorge Dubleve Bush

No it’s: D U M M Y W I T H O U T W H Y

Sounds like he wants a hush money payment. We’ll see how it works out for him…

Overton window got yeeted so far to the right it ended up hitting 88mph and travelling back to 1930s germany

hand gestures, trump voice It’s called ephuba… epheeba… ephebiolphilia, folks, look it up. These girls. Women. Beautiful women, because you know, I’m only attracted to beautiful. I ran the miss USA pagent for years, you know that? I’m very proud of it. They call me up sometimes and say, “Mr. Trump, the evil, socialist communist left says beauty pagents are wrong and we have to give awards to ugly ladies with nose rings. Please come back”. I have to tell them I’m just too busy saving America. But these women aren’t kids. They’re smart, intelligent ladies. The left hates beautiful women. They say “Donald is robbing the cradle he’s a pedophile”. That’s fake news. Fake. News. Children don’t have… well you know just look at these girls. They’re very well-endowed, these ladies and I won’t bow down to the evil communists. They’re the pedophiles folks. Why doesn’t anyone look into sleepy Joe sniffing all those girls’ hair - it’s creepy. But I’m attracted to beautiful. All the most beautiful things… you’ve seen my new bathroom, right? It’s the greatest bathroom in the history of indoor plumbing… Kim told me that on the phone yesterday. He said he could see it through the window in pictures.

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Yeah he seems like the kind of weirdo who’d want his own son to know whenever he was jackin it. Like if there was an app he could download to make that happen, he’d totally do it.

¡Hola, compañeros perritos!

Also, volunteer near you! Food distribution on-site, meal delivery, meal prep, etc. Donations are very important, but ultimately they need the labor, too.

Also, even if the volunteer sign up sheet is full, only about 60% - 80% of people show up (at least where I live). So they could likely still use your help distributing food.

muh hurruhtage

Mormon Jesus made this deal too. LDS church gives tons of bibles to hotels worldwide to put their fanfic right next to the original boring version.

Yes. Although way fewer than I’d expect. Would recommend. Easy and cheap to grow yourself.

The politically illiterate oxymorons are always really funny to me.

“Radical left democrats” / “Radical liberals” (my fav)

“Marxist Fascists”

“Fascist antifa thugs”

Did they, though?

A handful of them have spines. The guys pictured in the article are purely cartilaginous at best.

Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen. But with Tylenol, don’t take it.

In the US, yes. It was more common before the mid-2010s when the r-slur was very commonly used.

AOC would make an amazing VP pick. Could bring a lot of energy to a campaign and get youth/working class support. Then transition that into a presidential campaign later on.

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