AGuyAcrossTheInternet

Haha, I almost ate the oni–

What do you mean that’s a BBC article?

“Oh, it wouldn’t work the way we’ve thought because” is a phrase I’ve had to say too often for that level of optimism.

This is how I learn that there was a military parade, HAH!

Interesting, our supermarket has a provision for that, but I also weigh just the stuff without net, before packing it. So at least that’s working okay for me

I’d proudly and, like a snob, tell you that I’ve ascended beyond plastic bags by using reusable nets.

But I also keep forgetting the nets at home, so I use the plastic bags and promise myself not to forget. Only to forget again. FUCK.

If Phil won’t obey, you’re gonna have to set up a rhubarbwire fence.

WHY YOU LITTLE–

At least the Belgian and Swiss Frenches have slightly less weird numbering. Though in France, you get to say “80.” “Leul, blaze it”

Moisturize me!

On the one hand yes, but on the other hand, I really don’t want to see a power vacuum in this government right now. Before you know it, Elon announces himself the One True Successor™.

Oh look, his age is setting in! He is forgetting things now!

Eh, could be worth a shot!

Most probably, and they would even do it for free in many cases.

Yet the means to democratize shitposting has some form of merit.

“We clown in this mf. Take yo sensitive ass back to hell!” — Ronald McDonald, 2025 EIEIO

Yeah, the accumulation of minor issues in the world building is getting out of hand.

I can’t! I steal my stuff from here!

Oh great, so the AI summary basically turns mum’s texts into dad’s texts!

I’ve heard he had very Reasonable prices.

I actually struggle with the same mental image. Anybody born after 2000 still goes to school in my mind.

I can’t describe the reaction I always have inside when I consciously realize that post-2000 kids can actually be adults. Not just because I realize how screwed my perception of time is but also because I suddenly feel old.

To be fair, you may not always want a permanent fix for everything. Mostly because the most permanent solution will always be a temporary one. :v