Just set your alarm for 5:59 idiot. Problem solved, your copay is $250

No soul behind those eyes. Jfc

Now uh let me be clear. You must close shut the jaws of oblivion

Get a load of doctor big brain over here

Who, uh… who could have guessed?

Literal decades of propaganda and scapegoating got us here… I don’t know how we are supposed to find our way back to reason

Hey, hey, we have paid sick days. Some places. It’s just they give us about 5 days per year and after that we have to dip into our PTO. Which we get maybe 2 weeks of per year. Because we are so much better and more free than those European commies!

… I hate it here

Buttermilk pie! I think.

I feel like I recognize what kind of pie this is but can’t remember… butter pecan?.. butter… something…

Everything those other fellows mentioned, plus great stuff like: the manager making me shave my facial hair off before allowing me to work; getting put on 12-hr shifts back to back even though they knew I was a student and had classes; staff expecting me to know everything about the table numbers and layout on my first day and getting pissed when I didn’t; also the amazing capitalist culture of Trying Super Hard So I’ll Be A Line Chef/Mgr One Day and all that comes with it.

I quit after two days and never looked back.

For me retail was terrible, fast food was a special type of hell. But working as a busser was far and away the worst and strangest work experience I’ve ever had

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