Beheading

Is this shit real? He can’t die fast enough.

A spider that disappears has learned your habits to avoid you. That’s a good spider.

Because it’s all bullshit.

We got the results back, you’re Aladeen.

I hope you don’t have pets.

Ignore this advice.

Machines are 1s and 0s. You could have the correct vote, review the correct name, and print out the correct thing… then after that it could all be changed and you have no way of knowing.

From then on, nothing Democrats could do would overcome the appearance that they were trying to steal the election on technicalities. And nothing Republicans could say would overcome the suspicion that they had planned the whole thing.

That’s why Fox News jumped all over it and declared Bush the winner. The later fact it was discovered how easily the machines could be hacked leaves no doubt they 100% stole Florida. This isn’t even counting the Brooks Brothers riots and that should be dead criminal known as Roger Stone.

They’re all the ugly ones.

There are none in any professional sports last I checked and only like 15 or so across highschool varsity and college.

Twice impeached should already be an unbeatable record, but like how we all thought Bush was the stupidest president we’d ever get, there’s always room for the bar to go lower.

If they’re smart TVs it’s still listening and will pick up and send using any nearby wifi with no password.

Oh-eo Tails spin!

Why 2032?

I had idiots argue with me you can easily pop out and replace batteries. There’s a reason why it’s a big selling point on the Fairphone.

Spice Melange.

For some reason that made me think of the Subaru commercials. “They lived” when looking at a mangled car.

Lactose intolerance is a bit of a spectrum. For some it could be as minor as a bit of bloating and a few farts.

The existence of a meme being annoying when taken too seriously implies the existence of the meme not being annoying when not taken seriously.