Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-21 month agoRemember when you had to buy a separate one? Now just get one to do both.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square29linkfedilinkarrow-up1145arrow-down11
arrow-up1144arrow-down1imageRemember when you had to buy a separate one? Now just get one to do both.lemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-21 month agomessage-square29linkfedilink
minus-squarelookitsjustin@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up29·edit-21 month agoYou could pay me to do it. I’d do it for free, as well, but payment would be appreciated.
minus-squarelookitsjustin@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 month agoWell, I think if I’m shaving your balls, payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion. I have a no-nick guarantee.
minus-squarelookitsjustin@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-21 month agoI also have a two-for-one deal.
minus-squarezikzak025@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoNow that’s the entrepreneurial spirit! You’ve got yourself a deal.
minus-squarePasserby6497@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month ago payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion You’ll want to have an asterisk on that statement, otherwise you’ll end up with unsatisfied customers and annoying questions from the pigs.
minus-squareBlackPenguins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoI picture a very weird barbershop opening up
You could pay me to do it. I’d do it for free, as well, but payment would be appreciated.
To shave my balls or yours?
Well, I think if I’m shaving your balls, payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion. I have a no-nick guarantee.
Is that per ball?
I also have a two-for-one deal.
Now that’s the entrepreneurial spirit! You’ve got yourself a deal.
who is nick
You’ll want to have an asterisk on that statement, otherwise you’ll end up with unsatisfied customers and annoying questions from the pigs.
I picture a very weird barbershop opening up