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minus-squareashenone@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 months agoJesus would either rock a Styer AUG or a FN P90 because they are objectively the coolest guns
minus-squarePsionicsickness@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 months agoI wanted to have a differing opinion, but then you said objectively, and I realized you used it right. Damn it.
minus-squareashenone@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoI mean maybe Jesus has different criteria for firearm selection than objective coolness
minus-squarePsionicsickness@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoLook. If he’s God incarnate, then he would know what’s up. They all shoot bullets, right?
minus-squareashenone@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months agoHe also had some things to say about the rich so maybe he prefers a Kalashnikov
minus-squarePsionicsickness@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoHumble but demonstrably reliable? Maybe. But when I look at the aug? Divinity.
minus-squarevillage604@adultswim.fanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoI mean, the other option is a flamethrower that runs on Holy oil, so…
minus-squareMiles O'Brien@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months ago FN P90 because they are objectively the coolest guns
Jesus would either rock a Styer AUG or a FN P90 because they are objectively the coolest guns
I wanted to have a differing opinion, but then you said objectively, and I realized you used it right. Damn it.
I mean maybe Jesus has different criteria for firearm selection than objective coolness
Look. If he’s God incarnate, then he would know what’s up. They all shoot bullets, right?
He also had some things to say about the rich so maybe he prefers a Kalashnikov
Humble but demonstrably reliable? Maybe.
But when I look at the aug? Divinity.
I mean, the other option is a flamethrower that runs on Holy oil, so…
I was thinking a Taurus Judge…