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upsiderue@lemmy.fmhy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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Reduce Reuse Recycle®

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upsiderue@lemmy.fmhy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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  • s6original@lemmy.world
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    To boldly go where only one man has come before.

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      God dammit take my upvote

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      Maybe more than one… who knows

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    I haven’t slept with my wife in over a year and I still managed to have a baby. Apparently sperm can survive for a long time in the uterus and when this happens the baby’s skin gets darker.

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      Facts. The baby stays in the warm womb longer, thus darkening the skin. It’s where the term “bun in the oven” came from.

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    I know it’s a joke but, what’s disturbing is that I also know there’s probably a market for them…

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      Jesus, people actually get off on that 🤦…

      • RagingNerdoholic@lemmy.ca
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        * in

        • 0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.ml
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          Yeah, you’re right…

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      https://globalnews.ca/news/7358761/used-condoms-vietnam-recycled/

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        A local resident gave police the tip that led to their big bust on Saturday. Inspectors raided a factory outside Ho Chi Minh City and caught workers packing the previously loved condoms for sale, the state-owned Tuoi Tre newspaper reported.

        The factory owner claimed she bought the condoms off a man who has not yet been identified, according to reports.

        Already glad I ignored hesitation and clicked.

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    Is this real?

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      Lmao, no.

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      Considering it’s an American brand i would say yes (it’s a joke: https://www.reuters.com/article/factcheck-trojan-preowned-idUSL2N2NF296)

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      deleted by creator

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        The most dangerous stupidity is the kind you’re displaying here.

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          You treated my ignorance as stupidity. I recently read an article on the history of contraception. They had the option of using them more than once. For the environment, I wasn’t aware if they had made a similar product.
          Instead of insulting me, you could have said nothing Obviously, you needed my attention, so you could have simply said, no.

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            It sounded an awful lot like “Americans are so dumb and greedy they don’t know or care that they shouldn’t do that.” Solid attempt at CYA though.

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              I’m an American, I will not cover the fact Americans are dumb and greedy. No need to CYA. Still sounds like you are a jerk.

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                The fact that you’re American does nothing to make your cynical blanket statements more tolerable. Kindly pound sand up your asshole.

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                  I’m sorry that I could not help you with your narcissistic fodder. It’s shame you are proving that snowflakes are world wide.

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    But washing it ruins the point

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      Can be marketed as spermgenic instead of spermicide, to help conceive

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    It’s called refubrished

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    Sloppy seconds in a bag

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    Never buy a used condom

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    When did they start selling these? Seems like a bargain.

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    Eeeewwwww

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