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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • GombeenSysadmin@lemmy.world
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    I once thought I had snuck a small one out at the supermarket. I realised it was evil and slid away. A family came up the stairs from the car park right into it. Amid wailing and bashing of teeth from the teenagers, I heard the dad say, “that’s a stink bomb, you can tell by the smell.”

    One of the proudest moments of my life.

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    Worse try a body odor cloud, not fun

    Edit: fix my crappy spelling, make sure my odor is in order

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      I hope the body is in order

      • flatpandisk@lemm.ee
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        :) fixed

  • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksBanned from community
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    You just breathe through your mouth for the next 30 seconds and everything’s fine.

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      The nose is designed to catch stuff out it the air. I’m not gonna free base shit particles. Also I’m not gonna walk around the grocery store breathing through my mouth like an animal

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        But… we are animals.

    • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
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      Then you taste it instead.

    • Lionel@endlesstalk.org
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      Absolutely not

      • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksBanned from community
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        It’s a solution to a problem you have no control over.

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    They really should call a fart code in aisle 3 and have someone clean that up fast. As Long as that sucker lingers there no one is buying anything in that aisle.

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    You walked into your own fart, rookie mistake

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      Walks to desk, farts.

      Sits down.

      Wtf.

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      No u

  • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙@lemmy.worldBanned
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    Ah, yes. The colon section.

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  • Igloojoe@lemm.ee
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    It must be that spice aisle you’re smelling. Hehe

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Jeff the Killer: Bikini Bottom Edition

  • Random_Character_A@lemmy.world
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    Really? Not the cosmetic section?

  • Smoogs@lemmy.world
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    Try transit. Where farts last for two days.

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