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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Chef special

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Chef special

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 years ago

    A roasted pig is just a pig that lost an improve rap battle.

    • 123nope567@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      An improve rap battle is just a shelf help group gone awry

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        A shelf help group is really just a handymane service.

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    “Rosebud frozen peas. Full of country goodness and green peaness.”

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      2 years ago

      “Wait, that’s terrible! I quit! Just a handful for the road…mmm! Oh, what luck, there’s a french fry stuck in my beard! Oh, yeah!”

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      Am I to believe that a sled froze these peas?

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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      Oh I thought you meant the other type of rosebud.

  • RenegadeTwister@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

    • PowerGloveSoBad@lemmy.world
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      AaaaAAAAAaaaAHHHhhhh the French

    • diegooooooo@lemmy.world
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      When I’m having a rough day I watch this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvxwf1jxdaM&si=VTL5YJ48vB1Yg3AA

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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

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  • Bhaelfur@lemmy.world
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    I read this in Maurice LaMarche’s voice

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      Oh what luck! There’s a french fry in my beard.

    • Altima NEO@lemmy.zip
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      They’re even better RAW!

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      Are you pondering what I’m pondering?

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    “We know a remote farm in Lincolnshire where Mrs. Buckley lives…”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V14PfDDwxlE

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      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

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    Wait until he hears about chickens and their steaks…

    • psud@aussie.zone
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      The steak fried by bacon is so much better

  • Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee
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    Idk man

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    Mmmm, frozen peas.

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