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minus-squareLinkOpensChest.wav@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up30·2 years agoOne last boost for the economy at Earth’s expense
minus-squaremetaStatic@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up19·2 years agowho can afford to die in this economy?
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agodying costs nothing to the deceased. The monetary expense becomes any survivors’ problem.
minus-squareHerbal Gamer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoSo it’s actually selfish to have kids?
minus-squareOrderedChaos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 years agoSoo you’re saying we should melt you down and make Legos out of you?
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 years agoI’d sign up for that. A new lease on eternal life!
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoBut there’s no hell for Lego bricks, they just spend their non-biodegradable eternity scattered across children’s bedroom floors.
minus-squarehydrospanner@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoBy the time the next generation dies, this may be the only way to own Legos, with the company long since having gone over to a subscription service where your new lease on life is their only alternative to leasing Legos!
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 years agoNot to mention around here, by law that box goes in another box (a cement vault) so how many boxes I gotta pay for
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One last boost for the economy at Earth’s expense
who can afford to die in this economy?
I certainly can’t
dying costs nothing to the deceased. The monetary expense becomes any survivors’ problem.
So it’s actually selfish to have kids?
Always has been.
Soo you’re saying we should melt you down and make Legos out of you?
I’d sign up for that. A new lease on eternal life!
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But there’s no hell for Lego bricks, they just spend their non-biodegradable eternity scattered across children’s bedroom floors.
By the time the next generation dies, this may be the only way to own Legos, with the company long since having gone over to a subscription service where your new lease on life is their only alternative to leasing Legos!
Not to mention around here, by law that box goes in another box (a cement vault) so how many boxes I gotta pay for