I once went 9 days without pooping in a hospital. They wouldn’t let me use the toilet (wanted me to go in a pan), so I refused to shit. They even gave me laxatives, and I beat them. The nurse said they were going to have to stick things up my ass if I don’t shit soon, so I gave up my protest - though was able to use the toilet. It was painful and I clogged it with pure shit. Never again.
You refused to shit because they were trying to keep you I’m assuming safe because from the sounds of it you were confined to the bed for a reason. Stubbornness level over 9000!
I wasn’t that sick, I knew I could make it to the toilet. They were just blindly following procedure where it says “illness x = no toilet” without any nuance to the rule.
A similar thing happened to me when I had to travel a bit while having to take some antibiotics and when I got to the doctor I was on my 10th day of not pooping. She said “we’ll have to clear the blockage if these laxatives won’t work” and when I asked how she twirled her index finger in the air with a scary grin on her face. That night I ate a box of prunes, immediately downed a beer followed by two coffees with those laxatives and I gave birth after an hour of labour. I then unclogged the toilet after a half hour of work. Do not recommend it
I remember them treating me like I was 90 years old (I was 27), unable to go to the toilet. I knew my body and I knew I can shit just fine, but apparently they couldn’t let me go due to protocol. So I guess my only hope was to try and keep it in. I felt humiliated, unable to even take a shit in piece. It taught me anything its that I sincerely wish I die before I’m unable to use the toilet by myself. I also found a new respect for what we take for granted, even the simplest task of going to the toilet.
I once went 9 days without pooping in a hospital. They wouldn’t let me use the toilet (wanted me to go in a pan), so I refused to shit. They even gave me laxatives, and I beat them. The nurse said they were going to have to stick things up my ass if I don’t shit soon, so I gave up my protest - though was able to use the toilet. It was painful and I clogged it with pure shit. Never again.
You refused to shit because they were trying to keep you I’m assuming safe because from the sounds of it you were confined to the bed for a reason. Stubbornness level over 9000!
I wasn’t that sick, I knew I could make it to the toilet. They were just blindly following procedure where it says “illness x = no toilet” without any nuance to the rule.
They all say that until a surgeon is stapling their head shut after a fall and they’re drinking lunch through a straw.
A similar thing happened to me when I had to travel a bit while having to take some antibiotics and when I got to the doctor I was on my 10th day of not pooping. She said “we’ll have to clear the blockage if these laxatives won’t work” and when I asked how she twirled her index finger in the air with a scary grin on her face. That night I ate a box of prunes, immediately downed a beer followed by two coffees with those laxatives and I gave birth after an hour of labour. I then unclogged the toilet after a half hour of work. Do not recommend it
Yeah, the body can do crazy things. At first I was surprised by the storage amount, then amazed I was able to fill the whole toilet bowl.
Yeah there’s a reason we get worried when you haven’t pooped. It’s like you said but then sometimes people also just die of it.
I remember them treating me like I was 90 years old (I was 27), unable to go to the toilet. I knew my body and I knew I can shit just fine, but apparently they couldn’t let me go due to protocol. So I guess my only hope was to try and keep it in. I felt humiliated, unable to even take a shit in piece. It taught me anything its that I sincerely wish I die before I’m unable to use the toilet by myself. I also found a new respect for what we take for granted, even the simplest task of going to the toilet.
Imagine if that 9 day turd came out in 1 piece
Time to take a photo and send it to your friends
It’s over 9 curecs!
Hopefully you heed the advice of medical professionals more willingly in the future 😂
Next time I talk to a nurse I’ll ask what’s the biggest turd they’ve ever seen.
If you want a preview, there is this meme I know of.