Taylor swift cuts the ribbon and hands me the keys to my new bathroom. Golden fixtures with carpet to match. They even found golden loofahs and shampoo.
“This isn’t what I wanted”, I said looking deposed.
“Turn the handle”, she said knowingly.
Faster than I anticipated, my hand was already turning the knob. Glints of gold danced in my eyes as it effortlessly spun in my palm.
My efforts were immediately rewarded with a steady stream of smelly, salty liquid. A smile broke across my face. Looking back, Taylor was already gone, and for once, everything was okay.
Is this edited or am I experiencing the mandela effect? I swear there weren’t that many golden objects in this photo the last time I saw this
Genie be fuckin with time n shit
Would have been funnier if the guy resembled a certain orange president in some way.
Yeah, I love seeing that guy everywhere.
Hey man… I wish we lived in a world where he was irrelevant. But alas. Next best thing is knowing the golden shower allegations must annoy him, hence my comment
Trump℠ Showers is compatible with most genie wishes. To check whether your shower works on our network, lick this boot.
Mr. Inbetween!! Hahaha
midas touch?
… wait a minute
Probably misunderstood because he’d give you one without you using up a wish. Therefor you’d be stupid to wish for this, and so that can’t possibly be what you meant.
Is this a reference to that story of a king that wishes for everything he touches to become gold and his fucking food and family became gold or something
He wanted a golden shower
Ahhhhh now the joke is funny 😂
Ooohhhhhhhhhhh! Got it.
