I’ve got a spider-bro living in my room. I honestly never thought to try to give him water though, and now I feel like an inconsiderate host.

Posting AI generated bullshit with a bot should get you banned from the internet as a whole. Get a fucking real life and learn to create shit yourself.

Itty bitty kitty in a great big bed.

I live in wine country. Anyone who owns a winery is a capitalist douchebag, full fuckin stop. Feel no sympathy for them in your decision making. Boycott the cunts into the fucking ground.

I only know about Canadian fireworks regulations because of Letterkenny. But it definitely seems like there’s a lot more sensibility around their handling there, which I appreciate as an American who has to deal with inbred assholes celebrating their nation by blowing up a small part of it.

For a novelty drink, this actually sounds tasty.

You’re interrupting something.

Pete Hegseth drinks his own piss

Being rational

Ultimate Fucking Clownshow. Bunch of racist chuds pummeling each other for chump change while the obscenely rich get richer.

Milky

It might be due to the fact that I have self awareness, but I would kill myself if I ever said something that stupid.

A sandwich tastes better when you make it in your mouth.

Is he still wearing his kid like a human shield?