you bastard

Washington joins only Russia and Belarus in its decision to exclude OSCE observers.

oh yeah, this isn’t concerning at all; look who we’re joining, absolute bastions of democracy.

Won’t someone rid us of this meddlesome oompa loompa?

well, I mean, yes, piss will melt ice, in that you are correct

this is certainly one of the first posts of all time

Instant +10 psychic damage image.

What I want to know is, is the competition based on output weight? Output length? Smell? Bristol stool scale? What’s the rubric like? Who objectively judges one turd to be better than another and what is their methodology? Did they go to school to be able to determine this, or is this a personal hobby?

The complaint, filed in Hamlin County, South Dakota, notes “irreconcilable differences” as grounds for the divorce.

Oh, so that’s what he calls his giant fake tits, his “irreconcilable differences”?

I don’t think you want to do that for the simple reason that there are still plenty of impoverished black people living in those areas (because that’s where their family comes from… because their ancestors were slaves), and giving MAGAts an entire swath of the southeast full of minorities to abuse who are probably too poor to leave just sounds like a roundabout way to revive the CSA.

No, these people need serious deprogramming, therapy, jailtime and/or even guillotining for the ringleaders; not their own fiefdom to inflict more terror on others.

Can I get in on this profitable business? I’ll even volunteer to handle customer complaints (if there are any), I just don’t care to continue getting poorer here in Dumbfuckistan. Even after we can piss on this man’s grave, a lot of us are going to measurably worse off for a very long time because of him and the rest of the regime.

If need be, I’ll use a drone to piss on that man’s grave.

and then those wheels are defeated by even a modest lip in the floor, let alone a small curb, and you have to do The Waddle Of Shame.

now, if I could just live rent-free in the real world as effortlessly as I seem to in some people’s heads, I’d never need to pay for housing again.

shit you’ve got a point, I could’ve forgotten! maybe he’s right lmao

edit: in a hilarious turn of events he has now started digging through my history to downvote comments related to weed, lol. Furthermore, lmao.

actually all I did was share my own personal experience but if you’d care to twist that into “advocating harm”, I won’t stop you from getting worked up over nothing. You have fun with that, pal, but I’m blocking you so I don’t have to deal with it.

and then there’s me, who has been forgetful literally my entire life despite having abstained from pot until my mid twenties.

I figured it couldn’t make it any worse, and you know what? I was right.

Meanwhile, printers have been inhabited, programmed, and manufactured by Satan since their invention.

So, I mean… I don’t see what the issue is. It’s not like we’re not used to demonic infused computing.

fucks sake I can’t win with you lot

How about “He’s a sexist, misogynist, racist, child rapist Oompa Loompa”? Or do we have someone prepared to defend the little orange men, now, too?