Kudos to their companion for not getting involved and just documenting the situation.

I am not opposed to preparing for a disaster; in fact, I think it’s wise.

Realistically speaking, if any of the apocalypses they fantasize about come to pass, I hope I die quickly. I’m not fit, I have injuries and require recurring medication, and it’s unlikely I’d be any boon to any other survivors.

I’m not in any danger of self harm today, but in a zombie apocalypse, I would be.

There’s an entire horror game about having only your phone flashlight during a power outage.

Actually, it looks like there are a few.

… For a while.

Even were it fashionable for someone like me to wear any kind of high heels, since I broke my ankle I have too much of a phobia of falling down to ever try.

What age are you?

Big Pudding got there first.

Oh … I figured that the movie was just getting a lot of negative feedback and whatever app this is had picked up on that.

George Carlin had a skit about “things you never see.” One was “taking a shit while running at full speed.”

CKY apparently saw this skit and took it as a challenge. I can’t find a direct clip of it since apparently YouTube doesn’t like my VPN today, but here’s a Vice article about it. It has what is supposedly a YouTube clip of it embedded. (Warning: Gross.)

IIRC, he does indeed perform the stunt, taking a laxative then going running in his underwear. Someone sees this and calls the police, who arrest him - underpants, feces-covered legs and all.

Lil Dicky, too.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0-_hJthMgtM

Better than a dead pigeon!

I’ve never understood those water bottles that have motivational messages encouraging you to keep drinking water. The problem I have is keeping any liquid in my water bottle, not consuming its contents.

My parents-in-law used to work at a legitimate calendar factory. (That’s a true fact.) I’ll double check your reasoning with them.

I never understood the humor of “I lied to you and you believed me! GOTCHA!”

For when you need to loosen up.

This is a more accurate review than I could have written. I appreciate seeing it.

Yes. I’m sorry you had to find out this way.

I thought that I was the only one to think so, so it’s a relief to read this and discover that I’m probably not a sadist for enjoying the regeneration mechanics.

I also vaguely remember enjoying Wolverine’s Revenge, but the main things I truly remember about that game are the Weapon X helmet and the tracking mechanics, so it’s possible it wasn’t that great.