Anyone else remember Samantha Fox Strip Poker? We knew shit about poker but we brute forced that shit until we got to see titties.

Oh also Sex Games.

You had to jerk the joystick back and forth super fast and let me tell you, it was really hard.

Genuinely, that is art.

He offloaded that on some else!

It is true. These are the permutations.

I’m so tired of this god damned second guessing.

“Yeah he’s good BUT IS HE GOOD ENOUGH?!?”

“WHAT IF JESUS WAS ABORTED”

“it’s” is funny AF

My god I wish I could do that. I can curl up in a ball and then my fat fucking ass can’t breathe.

Thank god we have laws prohibiting and enforcing it then.

And that is illegal and you’ll rightly spend a lot of time in jail for doing that, shit you can go to prison for suggesting it.

Are the laws sound and moral? That’s the only important metric, it doesn’t matter how many laws you have. It’s not like you go, oh shit, we have to keep it under a hundred thousand so now we can’t make new laws around AI data centers because that’s just too many!

And that is illegal, as it should be. The efficacy of a law has nothing to do with whether it’s moral.

It’s like saying “we don’t have the manpower to police murder effectively, so we are gonna legalize murder”. It’s a fundamental misunderstanding of what the law is fucking for.

Oh nothing to worry about then? Fuck you, we need to fight back against every infringement of our rights, it has nothing to do with how effective the law will be but that the law is WRONG.

Jesus christ when will we stop doing this?

Americans when they find one single thing to be smug against Europeans for, in spite of having no fucking clue why:

Racists are red

Jihadis are brown

And we want neither

In our fucking town

“He’s not dead. He’s in the prime of his life! In fact he is pregnant! Mazel tov!”

Crossfit Jesus

And there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend’s hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o’clock.

That fucking golem is like something out of the Book of Revelation

MAM-dani!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kobjY6CZJN0