I must be stupid or something but if they were ice cubes wouldn’t they melt before you get home

Assert dominance. Train your pelvic floor. Piss hard. Piss solid.

Excellent argument. However, I can’t count.

Holy shit you solved my life there

When the woman is a T-rex. Seriously, I don’t fuck them proto-birds. I ain’t a weirdo. Please be human

Routin’ on dat biatch till my nMAP dies from exhaustion