i thought i knew but I guess “funny” isn’t part of it

that monkey that loses its shit for equal pay lives rent free in my mind.

idk how you know that but even so, the news is from Texas which means they’re probably just relaying a report from a US agency.

go back the chain of comments and find it

1. farts aren’t harmful. why do smokers have the dumbest comparisons, does it start killing you from the brain? try harder.
2. people usually are embarrassed to fart and try to hold it to fart away from others as much as possible, despite the fact that it is natural and smoking isn’t.
3. at least when people fart the smell doesn’t seep into their clothes and hair for a fucking eternity. you think you only stink when you smoke? I get nauseous when a smoker enters a bus from the other end of it. wretched fucks.
4. people don’t get addicted to farting and try to fart every fucking second of every day all the time and start shaking for a fart if they haven’t farted for 3 minutes. along with #3, this makes it much less likely to smell someone’s fart than their smoke.

because there are roads and usually cars stick to those. grip is an important aspect of safety. there’s no grip in the air.

small planes aren’tn hard to come by? compared to cars? also do you think flying cars are going to use the same routes as planes? what about air traffic control?

you’re still thinking about my point as deliberate attacks when I’m talking about accidents having much bigger consequences. contrary to your belief there are tons of guardrails, literally or conceptually, around roads. there are no such things in air. if your car goes haywire in the air, it can end up anywhere.

I’ll concede higher threshold for drunk driving even though I don’t believe it can be enforced reliably. let’s say you can. people still make mistakes while sober. even more when tired. or preoccupied.

sure. you’re lying.

1. who says you need the same impact? a car can still fly through your window.

2. I’m not talking about literally recreating 9/11 itself, especially since the twin towers are not as tall as they were. shame. anyway, my point is flying cars make any kind of accident a potential mini-9/11. you can put guardrails on roads, what the hell are you going to have for flying cars?

you only think that because it’s you who stinks and you don’t realize how fucking disgusting you are

say what you will about al-qaeda but at least they made a solid demonstration as you why flying cars have always been a stupid fucking idea.

yeah because smoke famously stays in place

seeing a face and being poisoned aren’t comparable, try harder.

no other drugs are “free” to force on others.

also smokers are the last people who should say anything about people stinking.

if removing individual freedom is never good, then you shouldn’t be able to smoke, because people should have the individual freedom to not breathe your fucking tar smoke.

this is what you get for not hanging your fascists

like, fuck people who watch these absolute shitheads, but I don’t really buy that. people look at car crashes. i don’t think reckless drivers are “enabled”.

I’m not a China friendly person but holy false equivalence. if you compare the damage done to the world, the US is immeasurably worse than china. I’d rather have 400 china’s in the world than the one US that we have.

dead domain is awesome. thankfully we can have multiple commentators.

i challenge you to suffer his stupid fucking chat for a day… a lot of people would prefer back breaking labor.

i don’t think it makes you religious. I’m sure there have been cases where people have found it as a way of repentance later in life.

but for these assholes, they just know the news that come out makes them less likely to ever find a job, so they go where they know sexual abuse is embraced and celebrated: the right wing. religion is just a convenient way to say it because for religious people it sounds less like a grift than “I suddenly changed all my political beliefs I pretended to have”.

they do this because you can be a total monster but if you say you hate gay or trans people there’s a bunch of demons who will ignore everything else they know, and support you no matter what.

plus there’s always Hollywood rejects like Ben Shapiro to use whatever funds he’s getting to put you in awful movies that would’ve been in Hollywood to begin with if they had any talent.

(sexual) abuse too. this short gives three good examples: shia labeouf, jonathan majors, russell brand.