Great video, thanks for posting.

Do you really think I asked for a twelve inch PIANIST.

(punchline from a different joke of the same genre)

I still have the plush toy chihuahua in a box somewhere.

Maybe you found your brother on Lemmy?

Don’t forget to eat it in one bite or you’ll upset the chef.

It’s when the teacher puts his nuts on his students face, seems like a reasonable response to forgetting a protractor.

Guess I’m the only one who read her post and thought the wives were the ones following the young Women.

I recall that from Istanbul (not Constantinople) - They Might Be Giants

She should probably just head to the Winchester and wait for this whole thing to blow over.

It’s a useful ingredient for things like clam chowder. I don’t think anyone is suggesting to drink it straight like apple juice.

Since Vance is officially the VP running mate and ballots are probably going to be printed soon, could he actually get swapped this late?

I heard the same joke, but replace black bean with garbanzo bean (which is another name for a chickpea). Love that joke.

Sure, it’ll save a few lives, but millions will be late!

Reminds me of the South Park Fantastic Easter Special episode where the rabbit ends up being Pope since they knew that man could be corrupted, but bunnies were pure.

Except cats can be assholes, so might not be the best comparison.

If their boss was being a problem, make sure you don’t tell them specific details about how the employee helped. Especially if the employee bent some rules or otherwise went above what they should have. It might get the employee in trouble.

Could you expand on your second rule? What do you mean by “never tell the whole truth”?