Thanks for reminding me. I need to go and take a nice long bath.

The key is to buy enough different pieces of furniture that you wind up with a separate set.

That’s clearly Evita Bezuidenhout.

Would you prefer if it were 3/3/2022 instead?

I can multitask. Get called slurs while I’m working and make an extra $1000/day.

I hate that restaurants will give me (non bendy) straws even when I specifically ask to not get a straw.

I touch grass every day. I want to do it on my own terms, not Amazon’s.

Skyrius

Actually that sounds pretty badass.

That part (in the Sahara desert) is significantly north of the equator.

No such thing.

Chipbob Bagpants

Nah, my character has Mirror’s Reflection. So I can get through any window just by duplicating and then un-duplicating myself. I’ve skipped trays that way and opened doors for my group using it.

Worst thing that’s happened is a triggered a monster that one-shot me. From my team’s perspective I tried to duplicate through a window and instead just fell down unconscious. If I’d rolled better initiative I could’ve seen it and un-duplicated before it had a chance to do anything.

I’m playing a Pathfinder game where my character has something roughly resembling this ability, and so far it has allowed my party to essentially skip a few fights.

How are they gonna prove he’s alive?

Have him write “truths”? That’s just an LLM That’s trained to sound like him.

Get his voice somewhere? They just fed that LLM into an AI voice cloner.

Video? Ok so they added deepfake into the mix.

Short bits of him leaving the White House from afar? Body double.

He needs to travel the country doing rallies twice a day and shaking hands with all the people so we can actually see he’s alive. Anything short of that is just unconvincing.

I only know in this picture because of the monogrammed beds.

A loaf of milk is probably my favourite snack.

It’s a solid 7/10 attempt. Too salty and not meaty enough, but it’s still decent.

I used to have a neighbour who said he couldn’t live in a city because “it’s just too loud.” He would wake me up with his lawnmower at 7 AM every Saturday.

Anyway, now I live in the city and I get to sleep in because people on the whole are actually pretty considerate.

Unstarted project I’ve been thinking about for 13 years

You will then think about how you’re supposed to be relaxing but aren’t, which will spike your anxiety.