He was thinking about having sex with his mom

I understood that reference

Ignore it

He was sandbagged by (then-DNC Chair) Debbie Wasserman-Schultz in favor of Hilldog. Once the primaries were done he had to get on board, just like we all did, even if it fucking sucked.

Maybe there are gift cards

I’ve already purged him from my head canon

I don’t know if he would get the joke

So you’re saying he wasn’t all bad

I’m mad as hell

This checks out

Did you ever figure it out

Imaginary?