Just wait until op finds out that with some conductive epoxy and a vacuum chamber you can do all sorts of fucked up things to electronics.

The evil maid attack is coming from IN the house.

Does anybody have any tips for when you’re shaking a hot dog really hard up and down to make sure it’s just the right temperature befor you eat it but your carpal tunnel flares up?

Asking for a friend.

I’d vote for a bear on cocaine in any elected position whenever I possibly could. Out of principal. If a bear on cocaine made its way onto a ballot you know he or she would be a great leader.

If Canada owns Canada then who is phone?

When will humankind figure out how to build a porto potty that can handle a number 5?

I don’t know what the fuck the Nobel Prize people are doing but it’s not what they should be doing. GET THIS PERSON A NOBEL PRIZE IMMEDIATELY.

A dolphin would shove the trumpet up its cloaca (I think they have cloaca’s) because they’re horny monsters.

What they peeled off looks like the layer of dark stuff, the polarized sheets look different and are usually behind the indium tin oxide coated layer of glass.

I’ve disassembled a lot of monitors.

What a baddy.

Fill it with cum instead.

“Finally! I’ve finished my kill-bot. Come, gather round, as I unveil it to the world”

“But Professor Killington”

“Yes, adorable, one-legged, orphan Timmy?”

“Why did you make a kill-bot?”

“Well, so it would indiscriminately murder anything and everything that moves, of course”

“But professor, that sounds dangerous”

“Don’t be a fucking retard Timmy. I know what I’m doing”

“O-okay Professor”

“Now everyone gather round as I turn on the killbot for the very first time, and be amazed as it makes me pancakes”

flips switch

“OH NO, STOP, STOP, STOP KILLING ME, KILL-BOT OH MY GOD, MY SPLEEN, OH, IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HAVE FORRSEEN THIS TERRIBLE TURN OF EVENTS”.

You understand the difference between a medium and the content on that medium right?

That’s a rhetorical question since you clearly don’t.

So.

Here’s an idea.

A cynical take on Christian nationalism pushing for ONLY the things in the bible that are utterly absurd and contrary to modern society.

Like, making an actual push for ONLY the shit that no one would could possibly take seriously.

I’m no bible scholar but I’m sure there’s a bunch of stuff in the New Testament that we could cherry pick as well.

Mtg like when pond scum catches the sunlight at golden and hour and just kind of completes the scene.

It’s weird that this woman has said, four things I agree with lately, but in the light of full day pond scum is still pond scum.

Joe

Werewolf bar mitzvah Spooky scary Boys becoming men Men becoming wolves

I see then I make a fukk to the fukk big one

Lastly, toilet water is delicious and it fortifies the bones.

Shit like this pisses me off.

Believing whatever you see that fits the narrative you have in mind and eschewing any semblance of critical thought for vitriolic rage is exactly the problem with the conservative mindset, and there is SO. MUCH. AMMUNITION. To criticize these people that there is no need at all to stoop to the same shit.

Not everything is a conspiracy.