Give her your monster.

Youve gotta arm all the taxi and bus drivers too, to even it out.

You ever fuck an rtx 4090?

So you dont have to

How can you say you love her?

S - stick your dick in it

What about bone hurting juice?

Can I please get a large pizza with extra foreskin?

Ah, yes, much like an orgasm, indeed.

Makes sense.

Does consent under vampiric hypnosis count as consent?

What kind of doctor is qualified to offer advice on monkeys re: bed jumping?

Does this bitch have a fucking primate zoologist on speed dial or something?

Where did the monkeys come from?

Why isn’t she calling animal control?

Oh yeah!

“Son, I’m going out to catch some Pokémon I’ll be back in an hour”

Ditto. There is no punishment too severe for these people.

Phew.

I was worried right up until the end there.

I read about this whole thing a few years ago. It made me feel physically sick to my stomach.

Apparently there is a pipeline for animal abuse that starts with milder stuff on YouTube and then leads to more severe stuff off the beaten path - discord groups and stuff where monies are tortured and people request really tucked up things done to the monies. They are usually baby monkeys.

The people that torture the monkeys make money doing it. People pay them.

It’s so unbelievably tucked up