Nice emdashes ya got there

Utilising a McGuffin

“Will you suspend operations so that kids will be safe?”

“No, we’re going to ramp up operations so that kids will be safe.”

LOLWTF it also swapped it for me

Like, upside-down?

Here’s hoping. I’m not so optimistic about Europe really flexing their muscles, but I look forward to being pleasantly surprised!

I would like to know more

Surprising no one, since people have been calling this for months

Unless that’s just the shitty cover story

No idea what a “DBT Tip” is.

Desalinated Boring Toast Tip? Dehydrated Brown Turtle Tip? Depressed Bloatware Trainer Tip?

Two extra claws per front paw, but 3 extra beans on each <3

We need rain, I’m told.

It rains, complaints grow tenfold.

Royksopp - Happy Up Here

https://youtu.be/51Bpx63wkbA

This is not a controversial take:

Cats understand human language far better than most people give them credit for.

I’d watch a “weekend at Bernie’s” Bond flick starring the dessicated corpse of Marlon Brando. However bad it is, I’ve seen worse.

Why would anyone lie on the internet?

The white filling in those, is that sour creme?

1 hour of gym per day will provide zero mental health benefits when coupled with how little sleep you’re planning to have.

Catnip treats that have lost their freshness. She don’t notice when I throw out the old ones anyway

This man lives in a bubble