If Only

I’m sure there are some metal components in there somewhere

He honestly just looks like the type of guy that’ll rape you in a dark alley while reading from the Bible with the televangelist accent and blame his behavior on your outfit

Impeachment is s political process, not a legal one. Even a blow job is impeachable apparently.

I’d love to see locked in syndrome after his next stroke. And may the good lord bless him with long life after that.

Nice shot!

Fuck that. Balto’s owner was the asshole. Balto himself and his team were sold and spent years malnourished and chained to a sled in a freak show wondering what they did wrong, and when they were finally “rescued” they wound up in a zoo. Well fed, but in cages while people gawked at them. Balto watched the rest of his team die one by one until he himself died blind and paralyzed.

Togo spent the rest of his life with his family. Neither dog knew they were famous or why, but Togo knew he was loved.

Excellent. More please.

I suspect they’re trying to trick retail investors to buy a dip that isn’t there

The latest model of sit/stand desk.

Dear God the internet has come a long way. In my day the best we could do was watch videos of porn stars sucking the dicks of other porn stars!

I am but a simple man looking to profit off the vanity of a complete moron with more money than God.

So, uh… what does the carrot represent?

Them some high velocity gifts

I hear that can change very rapidly in Russia

I’m not sure if those welds are from amateurs. More likely from professionals acting their wage.

That is such an incredible shot.

Only 300 million for ukraine.

Election season is coming up and people are upset that he’s supporting genocide. He’s trying to buy popularity instead of earning it by… you know, telling Isreal to stop committing genocide.

Arr shiver me kittens