Nature will help with that part.

He can wear Depends just like Trump!

And The Apprentice.

Biden’s clone killed Biden. Then the next-generation clone killed the first-generation one. And so forth.

Cloneception.

Don’t assume Trump is the brains of the operation.

Is stupidity regarded as a severe mental illness? What about gullibility?

Lions are engangered. Businessmen are not. Seems like nature is attempting to restore balance.

“Budget” airlines often end up more expensive after all the junk fees

One of those budget airlines (famous for its entusiastic abuse of customers) imposes a size limit on carry-on bags that’s about 5cm in each dimension smaller than a standard backpack. And yeah, their junk fees are not only extortionate, but maniacally enforced. I’ve paid more to take a different route to my destination to avoid those evil sons of bitches.

I’ve noticed that car rental agencies are pulling similar junk-fee tricks, as well as fraudulently charging for pre-existing damage and imposing cleaning fees for vehicles returned in spotless condition. They’ve tried both tricks on me recently, despite my scrupulous documentation of the vehicle’s condition, including photos and inspection forms. I was on business travel, so it ended up being handled by my employer’s legal department, but I could easily imagine an individual traveller being harassed to the point of capitulating to the leeches.

carry-ons dramatically slow the boarding process

I will never allow valuable items and essential medications to be entrusted to the unreliable checked-baggage system.

that’s what you charge for

Because bleeding a captive clientele dry is perfectly normal and acceptable business practice?

He deserves far worse than pissing blood.

Someone should stage a rally in Tacoma and declare him an honorary Tacoman.

The mission was to disrupt any regulation or prosecution of Musk-owned companies.

The rest was handwaving and lies.

Don’t assume logic where there is none. Trump is a low-quality Markov process spewing out bullshit.

Sometimes good things happen for bad reasons.

I’m not really interested in hearing assholes moan about buyer’s remorse.

It was only because she asked.

Leaving out the bit about the women being underage, that lines up very closely with what was in the Steele dossier.

Only because the media gives him a free pass every fucking time.

Trump doesn’t believe any of those reasons for having tariffs. He uses them because (a) It gets immediate headlines, and (b) Nobody has stopped him, He doesn’t care about the health of the US economy, he only cares about what he thinks is good for him and his cronies. And of course, doing whatever Putin tells him.