You can spoof your phone number. That’s what spam callers do.

Come to mommy, come to mommy.

(I think OP and I are referencing the same song, Come to Daddy by Aphex Twin)

On iOS I use Voyager, but it is buggy as fuck.

Um, this title doesn’t fit.

The responsible thing would be to launder it and then move it into an umbrella company which is based in an off shore account, hire yourself, and then use the earnings from the interest to pay school lunch debts and build shelter for the homeless.

Ketchup, or catsup, which is the same word latinized differently, was a fish sauce from China.

The western Europeans and American colonists used the recipe, and expanded it to things like mushrooms and many other ingredients. (for proof, look at the ketchup entry on wikipedia).

Tomato ketchup (which is specified on your bottle still today) wasn’t invented until we realized that tomatoes weren’t poisonous despite their color, and their sweetness and tang totally rocked with the ketchup recipe.

Now we use it to eat frenched fries, which aren’t French! In fact, they are Belgian, and are named because they used a cooking technique invented by the French called “frenching” which has evolved into deep frying.

So, you are dipping your belgian potatoes into a chinese sauce that use a North American fruit as a base.

And with this information, you shall father nations!

I think the flavor is too strong on its own for people to appreciate, but you may be surprised how it has been used in dishes you loved.

The irony:

You are askinf people on Lemmy why people don’t use lemmy?

Brother, don’t you own a mirror? Go get high and existential on reddit.

I don’t understand. I honestly love black licorice.

They wouldn’t even make it if no one liked it. I also like dishes that use fennel or anise.

Always have and always will. Red licorice is the garbage one.

I swear, this has to be my soul twin.

Charlie Kirk would have never said that.

What’s an athiliest? Athleticism?

Yeah, I was about to say: meetup is pretty much dead. I live in an area of 350k people, and I think there is one for hiking and one for atheism (which makes no sense to me, like, at all. What are you going to do? Talk about what you don’t believe in?)

Know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I never paid a garbanzo to bean on me.

Helen Keller flew a plane. She slept with both these men?!

In regards to spelt, I was being facetious, Captain Al-loo-mini-um.

Spelt? Are you smithing?

Your same source is going to tell me that irregardless is a damn word:

without having lack of regard?

Just learn language.

T-shirt. Because you have two arms.

You aren’t a golf course. The tee isn’t shaped like a T. Though now you have me imagining Jesus on the green.

The Jewish people really like hockey, as Moses separated the sea into ice and water, which allowed the slaves to skate across, but the heathen Egyptians hadn’t received the ice skates from God.

(this joke may require a quick search for FIH)

You apparently don’t study the Torah.

I don’t agree with the list, but what is with the check boxes. Where’s the box for “this show sucked.”