YoiksAndAway

I saw a meme a few weeks ago by a woman who was convinced that her cats cried for her to make the sun come out or to make it stop raining, not understanding that her powers are limited to light switches and the shower. I assume dogs are the same.

I 'member. How about that time he used Dijon mustard and the time he put his feet up on the Resolute Desk?

My GF, who has been a nurse for over 20 years, didn’t get a joke I made about Kash, so I showed her his official pic on my phone. Her exact words: “Ooh! In the psych unit we used to call those eyes ‘Manson Lamps’!”

Next up: Totalitarian Taco Bar.

Signs for Empire Pizza on the old building were reported by KHOU 11 Monday, though it is uncertain whether the restaurant is open to the public yet.

I believe that building is cursed.

He does give greedy bottom vibes.

This man could have been one heartbeat away from the presidency.

Stand firm, you crazy bitch.

We need to cook, Jesse, cuz Weird Al ain’t fuckin’ around!

He looks a lot like one of our boys. He’s a distinguished, older gentleman.

As tempting as that sounds, they are dangerous. They’re BB-sized and strong, so they can puncture intestines if ingested by pets, toddlers, or even a 13-year old lacking the common sense of a pet or a toddler.

I still have a set of BuckyBalls that I bought before the ban. They’re kind of a cool toy to fidget with, but I understand why they’re banned.

Why do we need to “test” 80-year old technology? Am I missing something here?

Anon used to be all over this shit. It’s good to see hacktivism again.

Membrane potential! iswydt

Hey, if you’re in local news in rural WV and only make one typo in a story, you’re probably ready for promotion or a job in a bigger market.

There’s an old bus on a rock in the New River in West Virginia. It’s a more interesting story than Volvo Island, I think.