My roommate did a recruiter tour (mistake). He’d absolutely chuckle at that meme. Little did he know I was at the local colleges distributing anti-enlistment memes to the young folks.

Lol why Quest 64?

Lockouts SMH. Back in my day, we just died. And we were happy to work on energized systems for a bee (which was the style at the time).

As a hetero: lol. Thanks, I’m stealing this.

I use gender pods.

Is that the Nautilus? SONAR hasn’t looked like that in a while. Also, they dead.

1 problem > lots of other problems. I’m in.

I like my Oakleys, but they’re regular prescription glasses. Pretty durable and in the (bland) style I prefer.

The article is playing fast and loose as well.

The US Navy has dispatched a guided-missile submarine to the Middle East.

The posting was revealed by the military in an announcement late on Sunday. The unusual revelation regarding the location of the ship, which can launch nuclear missiles

SSGNs are incapable of launching the missiles the article is thinking of. I suppose one could outfit the boat with the nuclear TLAM-D, but i doubt the Navy would bother.

And there’s no chance in hell an SSBN, the actual sub with SLBMs on it, is going to surface anywhere and pop open a missile hatch (the missiles are launched submerged).

Article is bunk, a GN showed up somewhere and is ready to put tomahawks through windows, business as usual for one of those boats. Show of force? Yes? Show of nuclear warhead force? No.

Sauce - Submariner.

Also sub fun fact, the 4 SSGNs in the US Navy are the Ohio, Michigan, Florida and Georgia. They have a building in Bangor for them, lovingly called the OMFG building.

I wanna say Mall Shooter (like Mall Ninja), but…

I did once, but I got arrested.

They run in that circle until they die because they’re all following the one in front of them.

True. Occasionally stuff breaks through that’s just easy. ADCAP, TEER, AN/UYK-43… wait, maybe not that one.

Everything in the military that is an initialism still gets pronounced like it’s an acronym, so I wonder if ATACMS comes out to “attack 'ems”?

Yeah, good luck taking it from them. It’s already negative, so maybe just leave it to the government so I can properly criticize said agencies and leave LGBTQIA+ peeps alone.

Tunies aren’t vegan?

Gelato isn’t vegan?

I was today years old when I found out I was autistic.

Just kidding, I’ve known for years.

Weird, I JUST watched that movie.

Yall know rigger is a real word right? Like, I work with a group of people explicitly called riggers. They rig stuff up. Use cranes, chain falls, shit like that?

Trump is using a dogwhistle though.

Everyone else in the Navy is weird too, idk why we’re always the ones called out. But yes, can confirm.