An eternity of reincarnation where you never remember your past life or know for sure that there is another one. And if you’re thinking that can’t happen because of the heat death of the universe, that’s how they keep it a secret.

John Oliver has a great episode on ai chatbots, how they don’t push back because of customer service reasons and end up helping teens plan suicide

The day after thanksgiving is not the best time for grocery sales as people haven’t even finished their leftovers yet.

And wasn’t fdr pretty far left of trump

It doesn’t have to make sense technologically it’s just a play on “how tall are you” “ how much do you weigh” (which also aren’t technical requirements for compatibility)

The alternative is they make a program to read your resume and when it reads it wrong you get filtered out for that

If you get perfect health you don’t need calorie immunity

That’s why Germany lost

So do I need to buy snow tires or no

You can get in bed earlier it doesn’t mean you’ll fall asleep

The last person left the toe so they don’t have to put a whole new patient in.

I want to know how it accounts for dying of old age

Live action Bojack Horseman is coming along nicely

Nice try J. G. Wentworth

Social Security is forced retirement savings. There’s a cap on what you pay in because there’s a cap on what you pay out.

There was a commercial for a cruise line where the daughter stopped smiling as soon as she saw mom was filming, does that count?

Scalping only works because that’s already the market rate, if the venue charged that price to begin with then scalping wouldn’t work.

Monkeys paw curls finger

You weren’t supposed to eat the spoon

He just wants to know what day it is