It was actually Putin who did it, so he’s stuck.

His campaign ads are basically just statistics on how corrupt Paxton is. They’re great.

She’d probably change her tune if she got pregnant at all.

It’s actually “Whiskey in Rye”

The Levee was a bar in a city that went dry. Rye, a city, wasn’t dry.

Nope, unless they promise to immediately fix every problem they’re not worthy of supporting

/s

I’d rather him spend his time on that than on hurting people.

I keep putting off buying a bumper sticker that says “The closer you get, the slower I go.”

To call Ken Paxton ethically challenged is to call Jeffrey Dahmer suffering from an eating disorder

- A Republican senator.

Well, he was disabled during the mass shooting.

An o-ring would probably fix it right up.

That’s one plus of giant breeds. Even if they’re the sweetest, goofiest good boys, an intruder will take one look and nope off.

Don’t obey what, being told to vote?

The Vietnam war was less than 60 years ago. Plus all of the wars in the middle east, our torture black sites, overthrowing democracies for profit, etc.

Not wanting to be responsible for caring for an animal, and not liking said animal are two different things.

I know that’s a thing at the Texas ren fest.

I guess that must be why progressive candidates pushed out a bunch of liberal incumbents in the primaries.

Lol, we have been since the settlers landed.

Vapor is the result of a phase change to gas.

It’s probably also multiple times lower than the amount of soldiers who actually died.

And vaping really isn’t inhaling vapor (it’s actually atomization, a bunch of tiny droplets)