BIGLY SPOILER ALERT!

It’s cool. The top two candidates for governor in California are both MAGA Republicans. You’re gonna get your wish.

Again, according to plan. Get the population to believe in magic rather than trusting medicine. Soon, corporate employers won’t have to offer health care, and aging Millennials won’t say shit when there’s no Medicare.

Married women can’t vote because the names don’t match.

This will skate through the Senate. Elections in the USA won’t mean shit after this.

The fact is, this won’t be on most Americans’ radar until ICE starts invading white middle class suburbs, taking what they want and beating the shit out of white private school kids.

And that’s going to happen.

Hillbilli Vanilli

I’m making pizza, and we will be watching the Puppy Bowl.

And coincidentally, there will be a call to “crack down” on smaller crimes, make it easier to do time.

This is a fascist country. That’s fascist behavior. Welcome to the New Normal.

I was fortunate to be in a union.

I hope your unvaccinated ass gets hit hard.

You are witnessing the end of the United States of America. It can’t be stopped.

Down with this sort of thing!

H5N1 is going to burn through North America, and we in the states will be fish in a barrel. No new vaccines are being developed, and the existing ones aren’t being updated.

I just retired, during the holidays. I didn’t think retiring would be an act of resistance.

Socialist!

Ah feck, DRINK

“flulike symptoms”

Moscow Mitch is fully vaccinated, while supporting policies that will make it impossible for most Americans to get an up-to-date vaccine.

No one did as much as Turtle McTraitor did to make the United States a fascist nation.

No worries! The Republican solution is forced marriage and outlaw birth control.