The only two things programmers hate more than time zones are DNS and SSL

To be fair Russian anti aircraft fire is fucking up their own shit as well.

Not actually crushed.

Lame.

As a free American I see unmarked cop cars giving tickets all the time. They’ve gotten really sneaky hiding the lights and antennae.

There are a lot of times I wished I could have told my boss I wouldn’t do something stupid and had the backing of a union.

“If you make me store passwords in plaintext we all walk.”

It gets worse the more I pay attention. It gets worse no matter what. It destroys my faith in humanity and makes me hate being part of a social species.

Fuck everyone and I hope we go extinct because we deserve it.

And this reaction gets worse with every election cycle. Every election makes me hate people more.

I hate politics. And this is precisely why.

I guarantee the salespeople said the weight meant they were built well

Fun fact: Clothes washers actually do have concrete weights in them to help damper spin oscillations:

Source: The Secret Life of Machines

It’s not a war it’s a three day special military operation

I think it’s a good way to attempt to provoke empathy in Irish descendants by drawing parallels between shared immigrant experiences.

Props for telling the truth about the Irish Famine.

The main problem is that they can’t get as big on land so there’s not much meat on the exoskeleton.

Crypt Keeper has a sexier laugh

If I have to be registered as a Democrat I reserve the right to be “we” even if I don’t like anyone.

First thing I thought of as well

Them Limeys will have to come and take them.

Well if we’re gonna win it then I don’t need to do anything. Sweet!

My family’s been here since 1733 and never took a test. If birthright citizenship isn’t real then am I a citizen?

And if we’ve never been citizens, who do we sue to get back all the taxes we paid?